My name is Sophia.
I'm 23 years old.
I rock a lot of polka dots.
If I ever start to make sense please let me know.

 

if you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?

one of the most eye opening things i’ve read in a while (via witchury)

lavish:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

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phandelions:

wendzeemakarling:

tietjens:

whimmy-bam:

loki-took-my-hawk:

yourleastsassyfriend:

tio-salamanca:

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This is the best surprise audio post I’ve ever seen/heard.

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

The egg made me so confused and then the SONG STARTED PLAYING AND EVERYTHING MADE SENSE AND NOTHING HURT

okay instant happiness

I DON’T UNDERSTAND

knew before i hit play

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me